royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

pillory:

there’s no better feeling than laying next to the person you love and they don’t know you love them or that you’re in their house again

vroomichael:

me

zeldasboyfriend:

me flirting

thefrogman:

Unacceptable. 

volcanize:

This Explains Everything

I’m really proud of this one guys