“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
The most painful thing to see is when tears roll down someone’s face and they’re completely silent. I hate that feeling.
I don’t care how old he is, he’s fucking hot.
GATSBYYYY
Always fucking hot.
Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.
The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.
That’s awesome how he uses her other senses to describe the pie.
I’m crying over pie.
WHY AM I EMOTIONAL IT IS PIE
Fuuuuh I teared up.
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
Kellin Quinn loses weight. Kellin Thin.
Kellin Quinn turns into a fish. Kellin Fin.
Kellin Quinn crosses the finish line first. Kellin Win.
Kellin Quinn gets Leprosy. Kellin No-Skin.
Kellin Quinn likes to smile. Kellin Grin.
Kellin Quinn forgets his password. Kellin Unable-to-Login.
Kellin Quinn drinks a toxic liquid. Kellin Poison.
